My Stoke mate at work.

[The Tony]

He's been off most of the week....

Me: Did you see Gervinho's miss?
Stokie: Why would I? I don't watch **** mate.
Me: Well you travel up to Stoke every week to watch them play.
Stokie: Arsehole.

:o

[sodd]

That or mark your shins mistimedly.
I assume he's not that type of friend.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[redgunamo]

Though not a proper job obviously.

[Monty91]

and looking increasingly like Elton John without all of this melodrama.

[Curly]

Technically he doesn't travel up to Stoke every week to watch them, otherwise they'd have 38 home games.Like United.

[redgunamo]

Pat Rice's mates would show more discretion, whereas Bouldie is just too red hot and his football friends and acquaintances are mostly all still on the make.

[Monty91]

it probably takes all the will in the world for Wenger to conceal his contempt whenever the guy offers an opinion on anything. And how can we blame him?

[redgunamo]

Leaving the club in good hands and a' that. And if Seamo comes in as goalkeeping "coach", safe hands too.

[sodd]

'Seamo'

[redgunamo]