Is there anything more annoying than a work colleague whistling constantly? The answer is..

[Doughboy-TSL]

YES. A work colleague who whistles christmas songs all f**king day. :baghead:

[Mc Gooner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-_3CLDUywQ

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Charity collecting schoolgirls directly outside your office window singing Xmas carols since about 11:30.

I can only assume at this stage they have gone to McDonalds with the money they raised, back soon.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[Harry Balls]

[Doughboy-TSL]

[Monty91]

http://www.culturedviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fatschoolgirls.jpg

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pokster]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39068000/jpg/_39068245 _morekids203.jpg (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39068000/jpg/_39068245_morekids203.jpg)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I doubt Concern would be pleased with this approach to members of the public.

[Monty91]

[Ashberto]

[Harry Balls]

[Monty91]

yet are prepared to share a sink and general kitchen area with you, opening themselves to the risk of contaminating their holy utensils with infidel food?

Stupid ****s.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[redgunamo]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

and lived with a kike.

Fair play to the Hindus, they know how to put on a spread come Divali time, but I still can't get my head round the extent to which they make it up as they go along.

[Brentwood]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I accept this has f**k all to do with your story but it was quit an achievement, had the 'full tool kit" out and all.

Wife called me a ****er when I set to the task.

Wiped that smile off her face I tell you.

[JJSB]

the night before! No containers or anything like that.

Another good one was the finickity old woman who brought her own soap to use in the toilets, instead of using the communal dispenser.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

[BK]

Your work colleague knew what was up.

[redgunamo]

I still don't know precisely what animal a "balti" is, to be honest.

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

[BK]

Originally referencing the way it is cooked, in a balti? I should actually know this as my parents are Indian and I'm half, but this could be wrong.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[BK]

f**k it

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[BK]

As in no accent at all, no one can place me. I'm excellent at all accents though. I'm just a cypher through which cultures and languages can flow.

[Classic Jorge]