"'One time in training, I played the alcoholics against the teetotalers.

[redgunamo]

The alcoholics won 7-1, which settled the matter, for me. I just said 'keep drinking, boys!'"

[Dorset Gooner]

[redgunamo]

[7evens]

The guvnor and screws could arrange a mini league.
Druggies XI v Blaggers XI. GBH'er's V Nonces. There's a real cornucopia of team possibilities.

Where would Fritzel play, I wonder http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/sherlock.gif

[Maravilloso Marvo]