One Wilf Copping
12-13-2012, 01:01 PM
True to form, Myles Palmer has executed one of the most dramatic turnarounds in online history.
[10:05] STEP ONE: The Classic Flounce
"I've said it all and said it first. But people couldn't see it. Now that 80% of ANR readers agree with me, I'm redundant. Arsenal give me nothing to write about.
New players chosen by this deeply misguided dictator? What's the point of that?
Give me a break.
In fact, I'm taking a break. Merry Xmas! See you next year."
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[13:37] STEP TWO: The Miraculous Return
Suddenly, a mere 212 minutes later, he's back just as if he never left... What happened? Was his mysterious other half Jan not the sparkling conversationalist he remembered, did his kids forget to phone, was his gambling greengrocer on vacation?
The destinies of Wenger and Palmer are entwined as never before. Like Gandalf the Grey and the Balrog in an endless descent into the murky depths locked in mortal combat. But who will emerge as victor? Arsène the White or a new, whiter than white Myles?
[10:05] STEP ONE: The Classic Flounce
"I've said it all and said it first. But people couldn't see it. Now that 80% of ANR readers agree with me, I'm redundant. Arsenal give me nothing to write about.
New players chosen by this deeply misguided dictator? What's the point of that?
Give me a break.
In fact, I'm taking a break. Merry Xmas! See you next year."
http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif
[13:37] STEP TWO: The Miraculous Return
Suddenly, a mere 212 minutes later, he's back just as if he never left... What happened? Was his mysterious other half Jan not the sparkling conversationalist he remembered, did his kids forget to phone, was his gambling greengrocer on vacation?
The destinies of Wenger and Palmer are entwined as never before. Like Gandalf the Grey and the Balrog in an endless descent into the murky depths locked in mortal combat. But who will emerge as victor? Arsène the White or a new, whiter than white Myles?