I feel like a proper moan tonight

[wibble the lobster]

Podolski - 100k a week. Jeepers

Ramsey - has lost it. Average beyond belief
. Bring tomas/ox on!
Gibbs - stop strolling

Gervinho - your **** son

Vermaelen - gnnnnn

[Peter]

Some of thse players would not stand out in league one.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

or there abouts