Don't normally like this bloke but this article is rather good......

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http://www.football365.com/john-nicholson/8321709/Sure-Fire- Ways-To-Spot-The-Loons... (http://www.football365.com/john-nicholson/8321709/Sure-Fire-Ways-To-Spot-The-Loons...)

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

The word must've come from somewhere, I suppose.

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[Luis Anaconda]

People who criticise acts committed by players on a football pitch with the phrase, 'If I did that in the street, I'd be arrested' and look at you as though they have invented a fool-proof argument that isn't contradicted by you pointing out that blowing a whistle loudly and making hand gestures in the street would also be thought of as unacceptable too and probably the first signs of insanity. And gathering together with 30,000 other people without permission from the police is also illegal. So shut up. Context is everything.

[Monty91]

* Anyone who begins a sentence with the word 'so' regardless of what they are about to say and compounds the crime by ending their sentence with a rising inflective, thus turning a statement into a question. e.g. So the pies were still frozen in the middle and I lost control of my bowels?' Once you listen for it, you'll hear 'so' deployed by interviewees every day of the week. Drives me insane.

So I might have to show that to my fúcking girlfriend? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/banghead.gif

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

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[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

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[Monty91]

and it's quite handy to be able to refer back to them for half-time talks and general post-game debriefs/analysis, rather than rely on your memory.

Yep, it's *actually* that simple.

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

and AVB was frantically leafing through his book, writing nothing, what was he doing?

Page 37, what to do when a player is sent off.

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So....

[Mc Gooner]