Has Peter been on to say how poor Arteta's penalties were yet?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Frimmers]

What a ****.

[PSRB]

his strike, crap keeping

[Classic Jorge]

This thing where his f**kwitted punditry has spread to all of the other areas of the pitch is just taking the piss.

Stay on your line, son

[Luis Anaconda]

I was hoping for a third pen to see if he would do it again

['Neg]

[Peter]

Not my cup of tea at all.

[Peter]

[PSRB]

then down the middle is the high percentage placement

[Peter]

[Pokster]

but will just look stupid if the keeper dopes stand up

[Luis Anaconda]

Out-thinking the keeper clearly does though

[Classic Jorge]

I wouldve thought you'd nail your colours to Manonne's mast tbh

[Luis Anaconda]

Bodin blasted it straight down the middl, Seaman stood up and it still went in above Seaman's head

[Curly]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Mc Gooner]

[Peter]

Of course he dives once you take it. Not the same thing at all.

[Peter]

[redgunamo]

[Peter]

Further from the keeper and all that http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/smile.gif

[Peter]

But as a general rule it is best to save them http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/smile.gif

[Curly]

We established many years ago that I am Awimb's resident goalkeeping expert.
A 'keeper should ALWAYS pick a side.If it goes down the middle then ho-hum

[Peter]

It just isnt mentioned because i have been proved conclusively right on all three

[Peter]

[PSRB]

[redgunamo]

A right-footer will always go to the keeper's right, unless he's a fancy-dan and he fancies himself a bit, in which case he will go the other way or down the middle.

Easy-peasy.

[Curly]

I'd guess the vast majority of pens go down the sides

[Peter]

You have no business taking penalties.

Down the middle and you can hit his legs. And you can still hit it over.

Over is not a possibility if you are rolling it to one side.

[Peter]

Many penalties are poor. Unless they are well struck and in the corner you have a good chance of saving them without guessing.

We are talking penalties in a game here. Shootouts are totally different. Any keeper who guesses five out of five in a shootout is a f**king moron imo

[Luis Anaconda]

[Peter]

Factor but your kick.

Which is the whole point- dont give the keeper a chance, or even a role.