It's Saturday night, I'm sat at home with a glass of red and some chocolate coins with Christmas

[Rich]

songs on my desktop. My laptop has an untouched assignment on the screen and my desktop has AWIMB.

What a f**king pitiful state of affairs this is. If it wasn't the season to be jolly I'd end it all now.

[Wembleygooner- raised in hornsey]

[Darren's Dodgy Denim]

[Harry Balls]