Here's a stat for ya, Cazorla only 1 assist in last 11 prem games.

[Harry Balls]

Love the little fella, but that's a stand out number. He ain't scoring, he ain't making, and he def aint defending - that stat from opts caught me off guard. Surely Theo leads in this dept.

[Rich]

this for years but AWIMB still says he's ****e.

[Luis Anaconda]

has not been involved in goals, he just hasn't played the final ball, nor does he mean he hasn't been creating chances, it could be that the players he has been creating chances for haven't been taking. Using the assist stats in such a manner really is the lowest form of analysis

[7evens]

After several seasons at the club, he still hasn't graduated from the much quoted role of impact sub, to automatic starter on the team sheet.

[Harry Balls]

Defences are very comfortable for us to fiddle fart around until we make mistakes.

[Classic Jorge]

[Harry Balls]