Does anybody actually care about autographs these days. Shirley it's much better

[Pat Vegas]

to get a quick snap with the person in question with a camera phone?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Pat Vegas]

horrible day.

[Mack]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

one i got when Big Al* brought him to the play group in Wapping park. He was his chauffeur when he was playing at West Ham and serving a drving ban.

*Big Al was a wheeler dealer type, always selling goods that had "fallen off the back of a lorry". I think he was selling aftershave that day.

[Classic Jorge]

http://content9.flixster.com/question/36/67/65/3667655_std.png

['Neg]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

Hopefully it will be 3 when Monty gives me a signed copy of his book.

Though I have met him.

['Neg]

['Neg]

[Ashberto]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

but say you met a famous musician somewhere. Wouldn't it be nice to have a quick snap. IN teh old days you could only ask for an autograph.

I don't mean going specifically to autograph signing sessions.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Monty won't count.

['Neg]

[Monty91]

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

*Authors.

[Rich]

Arsenal veteran, Frank Lampard (and his fit wife). What a f**king ledge that guy would be.

[Monty91]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

So your flat is empty during the day, right? Except for the cat.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I apply this to adults only of course.

I would add to your list the desire to own a football shirt as worn by a hero such as the utterly ridiculous scenes displayed by the two fat Spurs fans and indeed our very own brother PRSB.

Sorry mate.

[Monty91]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz1ex78QeQI

[Monty91]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Perhaps it is the belief that Pires Shooting Right Boot makes no sense so a subsconscious decision is made given that it is really of little or indeed f**k all importance.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You'd normally be the first in the queue to berate another for accosting a no mark in the street for a picture.

[JJSB]

And it's probably of far more interest than the majority of banal snaps posted on the likes of Facebook

[Monty91]

Mikael Silvestre is a decorated footballer.

I'm with you entirely on no-marks. I cringed when my friend showed me a picture of him and that gymnast homo Louis Smith from the Olympics.

Also, my reaction on seeing Jeremy Beadle outside Highbury many years ago was not to ask for a photo, but to mock him (he later attributed this incident, amongst others, to his terminal mental decline and ultimately his death).

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

As opposed to skinny, mummys boy hen pecked big nose lad from Golders Green*.



*sweeping generalisation there but didn't want to use jew boy

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Never really give it that much thought before now.

[Brentwood]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/the-girl-with-13- celebrity-autographs-tattooed-379849 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/the-girl-with-13-celebrity-autographs-tattooed-379849)

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[JJSB]

haven't even seen a celeb out and about for years. Last one I can recall was Bobby Davro in Marbella sitting in a restaurant with a young girl (not Savile style, but she must have been late teens/early 20s)
Strangely when Ruud Gullit was Chelsea manager I saw him twice in a couple
of months. Once at HMV in Oxford Street, and then again at Amsterdam airport.

[Monty91]

[Mack]

http://www.chipandco.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Jeremy-Bulloch-400x272.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

It had one autograph in it (Courtney Cox), then found its way to the bin a few years later.

[Monty91]

if you engage them in conversation. Otherwise your memento is essentially worthless.

[JJSB]

[sodd]

http://i46.tinypic.com/33my34m.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[sodd]

[Mack]

If you pay for it does it count?

[Peter]

[JJSB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Norn Iron]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Though that would make no sense at all.

[sodd]

If he's your hero, why not, I say.
At least it's not some tu'penny-ha'penny tosser.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Ashberto]

but he's a mighty fine bass player.

[Classic Jorge]

Smokey with pretensions, imo

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

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David Watts
A Bomb in Wardour Street
Down in the Tube Station at Midnight
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