Kate Middleton is the most beautiful women who has ever graced this planet and now that horsey-mouth

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

balding, ginger half wit has sullied her uterus with one of his pusilanimous tadpoles and made her pregnant.

Now she'll be covered in stretch marks with a fanny like a Big Mac http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/cry.gif

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Bit 19th century really. Takes ages just to see her ankles

[Camp Freddie]