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arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)
11-26-2012, 10:06 PM
The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995 between a US Navy ship and British authorities, near the coast of England. The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.


BRITISH :

Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.

U.S.NAVY :

Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

BRITISH :

Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

U.S.NAVY :

This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

BRITISH :

Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

U.S.NAVY :

THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

BRITISH :

We are a lighthouse. F*ck off

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
11-26-2012, 10:11 PM

Supermac1976
11-26-2012, 10:22 PM
First it was the Canadian coastguard, then Spanish and now British. What a bucket load of c**t

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
11-26-2012, 10:27 PM

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11-26-2012, 10:58 PM
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp

Mack
11-27-2012, 11:25 AM
http://www.cervens.net/legionbbs123/showthread.php?3501-Iris h-vs-British-navy-hilarious!!!&s=2b507b3b6ecde2ecb29e2b6 4b27f33e7 (http://www.cervens.net/legionbbs123/showthread.php?3501-Irish-vs-British-navy-hilarious!!!&s=2b507b3b6ecde2ecb29e2b64b27f33e7)

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