if you played upfront for Arsenal for one whole Premiership season...

[The Rob2]

how many goal do you reckon you'd get?

I'd probably be injured a lot, I reckon I'd sneak one tap in all season.

My mate genuinely thinks he'd get about 10, he's no good at football, it caused a mass debate!

[Curly]

wd me

[The Rob2]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[The Tony]

when answering this question.

If you're better than ol' Kaba then you're safe to say over Zero goals.

[Curly]

Brought on as a sub against Southampton already 3-0 up as a total unknown.First dozen touches look like the complete useless **** I am.The defenders think what a useless **** and leave me unmarked for an 8 yard volley
Next game play like a ****er
Ditto the next 29
Finally bag a brace in the run in against already relegated Aston Villa.

[The Rob2]

then I googled him

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Monty91]

[sodd]

[Peter]

A point at which your relaxed cueing action actually becomes a hazard to those around you.

[PSRB]

[Peter]

Wouldnt fancy myself too much from open play http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[PSRB]

as you say, the cueing action relaxes and pressure shots just feel much easier

[The Rob2]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

None of this playing for position *******s.

[Peter]

Rather than rationalising them. My natural eye is better than my mental one.

Less than three pints and ikeep missing the black. More than 7 and i cant see a f**king thing!

[Free SL]

I would struggle to get from the half way line at kick off to the pelanty box to be able to score.

If I was at my peak, I reckon I could nick 10/15 with the amount of chances coming my way.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[PSRB]

next shot but that area is quite liberal

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Curly]

Bit like Wrighty,stick the boot in I say

[Peter]

Fortunately i only remember the ones that come off http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/smile.gif

['Neg]

[Pat Vegas]

[Curly]

[Norn Iron]

[Monty91]

Glass smashed, obviously. Walked over to see if she was ok, and there's blood dripping down her hand, which is still clutching the remaining stem of the glass. Look up and her boyfriend is on the way over. Luckily he was a nice guy and realised it was an unfortunate accident. Shat my pants though http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Hell of a shot all the same.

The proverbial if you did that another hundred times ...

[PSRB]

[Jenko -EE27]