jesus. I was trying to endure Children In Need with my daughter, then some fat kid

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

started to massacre Bridge Over Troubled Water and I had to leave the room.

From here, I can hear that dreadful, tuneless droning that english schoolkids always seem to produce when asked to sing.

[Mack]

[Harry Balls]

If you're not aware enough to make donations without having to endure that utter crap, you're not really charitable, you're an easily manipulated puppet whose conscience works one or two times a year.

[7evens]

I mean... FFS http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Harry Balls]

Right load of old twot.

[7evens]