A conversation with my hairdresser went from how rare it is to have

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Hair as naturally dark as mine, to what is black and what is brown, to why do we call black people black and not brown, to what the French call black people, to Luiz Suarez, to John terry, to Tottenham fans chantig y**do, then I paid.

[Brentwood]

They don't speak a word of English http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/cloudnine.gif