Just seen Michael Owen's Movember effort.

[sodd]

It looks like a long Mexican bandit effort, yet the area below the mouth's much more prominent than that which has grown above it.

[JJSB]

[sodd]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

rampant homosexuals.

[sodd]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

When I was 14 I worked at one of those cafes where you paint mugs and plates and stuff. One of the girls there had such rampant facial growth that even now I am 28 my beard looks meagre by comparison.

Why the f**k don't they shave/wax it off??? Is there some secret underbelly of society in which facially hirsute women are considered ravishingly attractive?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

her face weren't that bad either. So everything was good, apart from the vast amounts of blonde hair on her cheeks. From the moment i noticed it i couldn't stop thinking about how her tits might have had the same furry condition.

[JJSB]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4636872/housewife- grows-movember-beard-for-charity.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4636872/housewife-grows-movember-beard-for-charity.html)

[sodd]

There was a girl at my school who had more of a moustache at 16 than I could have tried to grow at that age.
Was terribly difficult to avoid looking at it when talking to her.
There was another one I've just remembered who was nicknamed Wilkinson.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

for the about town homosexual or eccentric.

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

[sodd]

The 'gigantic tits' part of the description triggered alarm bells, you see.

[Billy Goat Sverige]