Do you kids ever stop yapping on about fúcking mobile phones and which depilatory cream to use

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

on your *******-sacks?

Man the fúck up will ya?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Chief Arrowhead]

in that they seem to have an obsession with their rockbag.

"What should it look like, should I shave it ... what's the best way to do it w/o getting cut. Is your wrinkly? Mine is. How wrinkly is yours? Mine is pretty wrinkly."

"Now that I have shave it it seems to be a bit dry, Ballsac cream? What kind?"

One bloke, can't remember who, even shared with us that he had his out at work all day and nobody noticed. THere's a great way to earn a promotion.

TO what do you owe this unique cultural phenomenon?

[Dorset Gooner]