On the radio this morning the presenter asked the caller to describe the worst accident he's seen

[Brentwood]

as a cyclist in London. Bear in mind it's early in the morning and there are children listening and people eating their breakfast, he said sincerely.

"I saw a cyclist under a bus where his head was under the wheel disconnected from the body and i saw his brains all over the road"

Thanks for toning it down for us there