Cristina who works in Vital salad bar on London Wall just drew a smiley face on the lid of the salad

[Maravilloso Marvo]

She made for me.

Does this mean

a) She liked my salad choices
b) She wants a piece of Marve
c) She does it for every customer

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

You bender

[sodd]

[Dorset Gooner]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Stephen Hawking doesn't count.

[PSRB]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w310/martyn21uk/2012-11-07090322.jpg

[sodd]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w310/martyn21uk/Capture6-3.jpg

[Maz]

[Dorset Gooner]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

must be full of overweight women trying to alleviate their guilt

[Ashberto]

http://www.allinlondon.co.uk/directory/1153/124525.php

http://www.allinlondon.co.uk/images/venues/images_all/10010505.jpg

[sodd]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I struggle to see the grounds for your complaint.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

This simple action that she does for all other sad c**ts now has you sat at your desk wondering all of the above when infact and as previously stated she thinks you're a c**t.

You'll be back tomorrow for another salad thinking you're in there.

"Here's this fat c**t again" is what she will be thinking.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Granted, part of me may want her to serve me when I get to the front of the queue next time. But if they start scrimping on the levels of salad they fill my bowl with, I will be out of there like a shot.

[Pat Vegas]

[Peter]

I would say it is the equivalent of pouring a shamrock into thehead of a guinness.

Generally reserved for people who look like the sort of muppet who would enjoy it.

Not that marve is in any way a muppetof course. Nor is he fat, i understand.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

But I draw the line at being able to be manipulated for lunch choice by such action.

[Classic Jorge]

I once got sacked for writing C-U-N-T in one

[Pokster]

[sodd]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Wouldn;t it have been easier if you left the - out from inbetween each letter?

Or did your bar have some kind of anti swearing filter you were trying to overcome?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Naturally the food element of the lunch is a key factor in decision making but often I will find myself in Burger King instead of the local vegan salad bar.

This is based on the seriously fit Eastern European chick with nice bangers in Burger King who always offers me onion rings in a teasy teasy fashion.

[sodd]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Marve the fat muppet as he is called behind his back.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Classic Jorge]

[Peter]

Then run it off

[Classic Jorge]

In fairness I'd got away with 'You', 'are' and 'a' in the three previous pints.

Bloody mystery shoppers

[sodd]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Difference is she would want me. Chicks love the accent.

[sodd]

Spare no words whatsoever in your descriptive picture.

[Ashberto]

I refer you to Jorge's comment near the foot of the thread.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He is so fat he could have been the North Bank mural.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The Mrs went there once, the amount she got and the price she paid for it.

Oh my days.

[Pat Vegas]

[Peter]

They'll be thinking to themselves 'hey,tell you what, we can beat these'

[Maravilloso Marvo]

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/cry.gif

[Classic Jorge]

[sodd]

[sodd]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

if said lunch is composed entirely of alcoholic beverages and no actual solid food is required.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I hope your salad was nice.

You'll be back out for a Double Decker and some Taytos within the hour. No man ever went to f**king war on a salad.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Classic Jorge]

http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles21/842307/projects/3322206/fa24f575fa9ffa52bd031ce94522eca1.jpg

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[sodd]

Fat face, dopey grin, etc.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[PSRB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[The A*ntöniö]

[sodd]

[Luis Anaconda]

the one by Angel is probably rougher - although the toilets were always very clean

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Used to supp in there quite often, horrible ****house.

[sodd]

[Luis Anaconda]