When I was younger I used to pay for a pint of beer with a £10 note

[Maravilloso Marvo]

And ask for the change in pound coins.

Then proceed to put the £7.50 odd into the fruit machine.

It took me ages to work out that £10 a pint = an expensive night out.

[Pat Vegas]

of one pound machines that pay out £50 top prize.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Free SL]

if there is a fruit machine, or games machine, the money is going straight in it.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

And if there is 4-5 of you on a machine a pound each lasts a long time.

[Ashberto]

Funny way to spell pint glass held by scantily-clad young lady.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Pat Vegas]

all that change is going in it.

[eastgermanautos]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I don't even know what happens in there. You know I would never do that. I only have eyes for you.

[Pat Vegas]

I didn't see zippy in there.

[Snin]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Snin]

of my meat across it as i slowly take it out the gravy, blow on it and let it rest on my tongue

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Snin]

i also write the script for nigela lawson on my days off

[Selkey - Wenger's hairpiece is a masterstroke]

[eastgermanautos]