Does anyone actually like fancy dress?

[Remi Garde]

I've got to come up with a costume for my friend's birthday night out tomorrow. The less spent the better, and the less ridiculous I look the better.

[creagh]

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hide.gif

[Ashberto]

Unless the girls are dressed like provocative little strumpets in which case there is some value in the thing.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Remi Garde]

but the girl whose birthday thinks of herself as 'zany and kooky' and would genuinely be put out.

[Supermac1976]

http://oi47.tinypic.com/2wfl73q.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Remi Garde]

If I do dress up, getting the bus there will be the worst part.

[Remi Garde]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Remi Garde]

I am not making this up either. Luckily she was so well groomed that she thinks the predator, who was 30 at the time, was her first boyfriend. They spent 4 years together, before he mysteriously finished with her (just as she was moving into adulthood). We have had many discussions about whether there was something wrong with this relationship taking place but she maintains it was all perfectly fine and does not understand everybody else's disgust.

Basically, I can't go as Jimmy Saville.

[sodd]

[Remi Garde]

So this is also out of the question. Sadly I'm not making this up either http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[sodd]

Or was that Kwame Ampadu?

[Remi Garde]

They should drop all charges against me eventually, so it could be worse http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/shrug.gif

[Remi Garde]

though she claimed to just be the receptionist http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif Despite these things I actually lead quite a normal life.

[sodd]

[sodd]

[Remi Garde]

I've just had a lifetime's worth of unusual incidents in the space of a few years.

[The Rob2]