I was thinking yesterday as I was

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clipping my toe nails - what are they for? The toe nails? Do they serve any other purpose than growing long and causing excrutiating pain if you forget to cut them before playing footie? Not to mention if you cut them a little bit worng and get a pointy end on one of them, allowing it to dig itself into the neighbour toe.

There are a few things that evolution should take care of pretty soon, imo. Nipples on men, wisdom teeth, toe nails.

Anything I've forgotten?

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I had to apply a liquid every day for 4 weeks. I had to file it down once a week for 5 weeks. And now I have to apply liquid once a week for a year to stop it growing back.

What a ball ache.

It's worked though, nail looks in great health now.

[Mack]

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[wibble the lobster]

vestigial is the word you ware looking for young man.

[Brentwood]

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