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Classic Jorge
10-22-2012, 02:04 PM
I especially like the one where he talks about coming home a more complete person, presumably he's discounting the ones who've had their limbs blown off

Billy Goat Sverige
10-22-2012, 02:05 PM

redgunamo
10-22-2012, 02:06 PM
And a woman's life too, of course.

Rich
10-22-2012, 02:07 PM

Billy Goat Sverige
10-22-2012, 02:08 PM
hip hop gangster looking guy pictured in army gear with an AK-47.

Classic Jorge
10-22-2012, 02:08 PM

Classic Jorge
10-22-2012, 02:09 PM

plastic james
10-22-2012, 02:11 PM
i remember when i was sacked from my first job at 21....i had no job, no money and became curious when i saw one of these ads, i called them to ask what the salary was and i was shocked.

i wouldn't get that money at my age with my limited experience...so i decided to visit their office the next day...that morning an agency called me an offered me a job and i took it...phew

Classic Jorge
10-22-2012, 02:15 PM
Then they stand around berating people, saying things like "Want to be a nobody forever?" and "how about making something of your life?" to young men as they pass.

I stood and watched them in Barnsley once, they eventually approached me and then hilarity ensued.

PSRB
10-22-2012, 02:16 PM
"The type of people we liked to fight were two feet tall and armed with dry grass." All far too dangerous these days, if I had to joing one of the services it would have to be the RAF

The Rob2
10-22-2012, 02:18 PM

Maravilloso Marvo
10-22-2012, 02:20 PM
http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3561 754&rid=4176&S=15d1e40f9b84df33662bd395c58e1099 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3561754&rid=4176&S=15d1e40f9b84df33662bd395c58e1099)

The Rob2
10-22-2012, 02:21 PM

Maravilloso Marvo
10-22-2012, 02:22 PM
To a 21 year old Plastic James

PSRB
10-22-2012, 02:22 PM

Monty91
10-22-2012, 02:23 PM
claimed that if he had the choice of getting his legs back he'd say no http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/clap.gif

Classic Jorge
10-22-2012, 02:24 PM
I tell you what, if you dont support them you are as good as the terrorists you so clearly support

Billy Goat Sverige
10-22-2012, 02:25 PM
for running about on an assault course and occasionally being a peace keeper.

Maravilloso Marvo
10-22-2012, 02:26 PM
Sounds like quite a laugh.

sodd
10-22-2012, 02:26 PM

JJSB
10-22-2012, 02:26 PM

plastic james
10-22-2012, 02:27 PM
they promised starting salary of 9 pound per hour and a 6 hour day work but paid as 8 hours....and it would increase... other benefits included shopping discounts, free airplane tickets....etc...i was impressed http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/smile.gif

Classic Jorge
10-22-2012, 02:27 PM

Billy Goat Sverige
10-22-2012, 02:28 PM

redgunamo
10-22-2012, 02:28 PM
Or shoot first even.

Maravilloso Marvo
10-22-2012, 02:30 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02292/empty_seats_2292113b.jpg

Maravilloso Marvo
10-22-2012, 02:30 PM

Classic Jorge
10-22-2012, 02:32 PM

redgunamo
10-22-2012, 02:33 PM

Classic Jorge
10-22-2012, 02:33 PM

Billy Goat Sverige
10-22-2012, 02:35 PM

plastic james
10-22-2012, 02:36 PM

Classic Jorge
10-22-2012, 02:37 PM
That and PTSD

redgunamo
10-22-2012, 02:54 PM
And my parents are both psychiatrists; I don't do trauma. Or stress. Or disorder even.