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Harry Balls
10-17-2012, 02:55 PM
Skype or Facetime. Leave her a phone if she doesn't have Internet where she is. Have your girlfriend on Skype / Facetime to her under the Eiffel Tower going "Look mum, you've got it all to live for. Monty and I will bring you here to Paris to see all of this. You only get one life, blah, blah".

Renage on the offer when she's better. Sorted. If she tops herself, it's kind of a result, too as she can't bother you any longer. Gotta think strategic in these times.