Bloody fish is taking over, at a wedding last week there were two fish dishes and one veg option

[Classic Jorge]

I nearly caused a scene asking for some f**king red meat, we bought the f**kers a le crouset set so it's not unf**king reasonable.

Not everyone likes fish, I also f**king despise tofu and nutroast and quorn and any other f**king **** that yoghurt weaving vegan eco fundamentalists consider food but is really just pretendy ****e nobody in their right mind would eat.

[Mack]

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs37/f/2008/252/2/7/27109588da569547259108bcddfe0d0c.jpg

:awareisnotafish:

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

http://youtu.be/cTpUVAcvWfU

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I used to be strictly a red meat man but it's amazing how satisfying a nice piece of fish can be. You should embrace it J.

Although I made her cottage pie last night. Winter is coming and all that. You need some good substance to see you through.

[Mack]

[Classic Jorge]

Martin Marveloso Miguel Dos Santos Di Maria de Cozozlozocon imo

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Classic Jorge]

"How can we make fish worse?"

"I dunno, we could not cook the f**ker"

"Ace, we should pretend it's japanese so people will eat it despite what taste, texture and the basics of food hygene would suggest"

"You're full of ideas today"

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

a meat dish ? arseholes

[Classic Jorge]

I want to go round and demand a burger or I'm taking my present back

[Maravilloso Marvo]

But has a place in Seville.

We're going in a couple of weeks. My 5th time in Spain this year...

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

I swear to god I nearly punched her.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

You know the look. I'm not under the thumb but there's that point, it was one of those.

[Classic Jorge]

They deserve eachother, I just hope they dont breed

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Comments regarding fish being the least of your missus/partner's worries.

[Supermac1976]

[Mack]

[Supermac1976]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/smile.gif

[Classic Jorge]

A professional in these matters know that the whole wedding and gift scenario is a massive logistical nightmare in which things can get lost, I know my presents always do.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Don't be a complete homo now BGM.

[Free SL]

but f**k that, that was a c**t's trick to pull. At the very least there should have been a poultry offering instead of one of the fish dishes.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Whenever I've run 10ks in a race, I do like to position myself behind a nice ass for a mile or two. Makes the time pass by a bit quicker.

[Classic Jorge]

[Free SL]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

http://content6.flixster.com/question/51/31/20/5131200_std.jpg

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG9kP82CvJ4

[Norn Iron]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

When done well it's a small step from the food of gods.

[Free SL]

since you've been with her they have had the threat of fire burning Marbella to the ground, floods that have threatened to wash Marbella away and a Tornado just off the coast.

[Classic Jorge]

Also, they'd locked up the cigars at the request of the boring *******s who, not content with being the most boring people in the world every other day of their life, decided to make their wedding day super boring too.

No brandy, no cigars, what the f**k are you supposed to do at a wedding?

And before anybody says 'the bridesmaid' you shouldve seen the f**ker

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Unless of course you're getting confused with a t-bone steak.

Okay, McDonalds fillet of fish thing?

[Free SL]

if you're paying for your booze anyway you may as well eat what you want as well.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

it can.

I had great Fish and Chips in Leo Burdocks in Dublin.

[Classic Jorge]

That's not to say I havent eaten fish, I have, I just dont like fish.

I'm a Pescaterian, if you will.

I realise it might come off as a bit awkward and such but have a word with all the veggies before you come to me.

[Classic Jorge]

Textbook

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I will be passing by one in about 10 mins and might just partake of some scampi & chips.

Good man MM, perfectly timed.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Need improving but a decent first attempt. Would not serve them at a wedding though.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It is lovely.

I had it a few weeks back with chorizo. f**king ace it was. Rake of red wine to boot.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

You've changed, man

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It has more to answer for than mere property crashes and recessions etc.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Quite good texture and more absorbent of the juices

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[redgunamo]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

There were other meal options available than the standard obligatory carvery lunch.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

and multi millions of pound notes

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

I liked a bit of Rock 'n' Roll and it was swamped with bikers. Big tough, nasty hairy bikers. I stood out a bit

All pissed as a judge and on their bikes to go home

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Basically means I get 3.

f**king deadly. Wife drives home.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

The stories are true then

[Snin]

mussels, thai crab cakes, ..think thats it..rest of it wont touch http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/smile.gif

[Mack]

[Classic Jorge]

You wouldnt do the same to a vegetarian.

"Oh go on, just try a bit of dripping!"

[Maravilloso Marvo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdXayLlOs10

[redgunamo]

It's the only way to find out if they're really serious or are just being a pain in the arse.

[Lar d'Arse]

Back in the day we used to call Burdocks a 'whale and a refuse sack'*














* we knew a whale was/is a mammal.

[redgunamo]