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Herbette Chapman - aged 15
10-09-2012, 08:12 PM
My head spun like a propeller
when I saw your titties wrapped up in tin foil
Can I be your little trooper
Can I lubricate your pooper
With authentic, extra-virgin, olive oil

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00369/SNN1003F_369617a.jpg

Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
10-09-2012, 08:15 PM

'Neg
10-09-2012, 08:16 PM

Billy Goat Sverige
10-09-2012, 08:17 PM

Witharby 2-3 weeks
10-09-2012, 08:19 PM
Dancing on tables and throwing up everywhere?

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
10-09-2012, 08:19 PM

Brentwood
10-09-2012, 08:20 PM
Drives straight through a petrol station and nearly kills someone. Surely he'll get more than a 2 week driving ban?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/sportvideo/footballvideo/95 95475/Belgian-footballer-Jonathan-Legear-crashes-car-into-pe trol-station-and-is-banned-from-driving-for-two-weeks.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/sportvideo/footballvideo/9595475/Belgian-footballer-Jonathan-Legear-crashes-car-into-petrol-station-and-is-banned-from-driving-for-two-weeks.html)

arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)
10-09-2012, 08:20 PM

'Neg
10-09-2012, 08:24 PM
Lineker's in Magaluf is not far away though. Classy.

'Neg
10-09-2012, 08:27 PM

Maz
10-09-2012, 08:32 PM

Witharby 2-3 weeks
10-09-2012, 08:37 PM

Witharby 2-3 weeks
10-09-2012, 08:38 PM
Or is that Babycham?

Witharby 2-3 weeks
10-09-2012, 08:39 PM
Work harder and get a better reward you lazy git

Maz
10-09-2012, 08:44 PM
'no pony Apple **** for bonus'

Maz
10-09-2012, 08:46 PM

Witharby 2-3 weeks
10-09-2012, 08:49 PM
Never seen two grown men cry outside of a football ground. I had my Chairman and MD flapping like kites.
Strangely enough they are revising my review overnight http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

Maz
10-09-2012, 08:51 PM

Witharby 2-3 weeks
10-09-2012, 08:52 PM