Did you know Sir Alex Ferguson's middle name was Chapman

[Luis Anaconda]

[Frimmers]

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

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[Pat Vegas]

Alex Chapstick Fungusbum http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

[Mack]

[Classic Jorge]

I resent the whole titular thing at the best of times but that man deserves neither my respect or my deference.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Mack]

[pjlincs]

n't mention Peterborough United!!).

[Classic Jorge]

I got through the whole of secondary school, not to mention the 20 years since, without calling anybody sir.

It's a tacit endorsement if the whole nonsense

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It was in London naturally. Quite threw me.

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

Have some self respect, I wont tip you for prostrating yourself in front of me.

[Classic Jorge]

Go get your shinebox, tommy!

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He was as I said a barman, he could call me Mary for all I f**king care as long as he was willing to serve me lovely beer.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

In America I mean.

[Brentwood]

every day a guy arrives to polish his boss's shoes. His boss never acknowledges him, doesn't even stop talking on the phone. He just moves his legs to the side in the same way you do when your mum used to hoover when you were on the sofa watching TV. Then the bloke finishes and walks off without a thanks or any sort of acknowledgement

How much of an arsehole do you have to be to do that?

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]