It's the little mistakes that irritate me in match reports. Like on Arseblog,

[Monty91]

who said Mertesacker "could have been quicker" in closing Diame down, when in fact he intentionally didn't make any effort to close him down, and chose instead to cover a possible pass into the box.

Although in arseblog's case this wasn't so much a mistake as borne out of the fact that he's a chancer who doesn't understand football on even the most basic level.

[Peter]

And then covered the angle from closer in. Big, big gap behind ramsey.

[Norn Iron]

maybe he should've been over to cover but he didn't want Vermaelen isolated with Carroll. You can only blame one person for that goal - Ramsey. He was beat far too easily. Great finish though.

[Peter]

Behind him.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Peter]

[Curly]

[Red N White Army]

Disclaimer: I don't watch punditry.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

If one of ours had scored that you would have rejoiced at the skill, at no time would you have thought the oppo defender could or should have done better.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

No small talk please.