I spent most of today in a Cold War-era nuclear shelter watching grown men burning absurd quantities

[Berni]

of fuel for no discernible reason other than a desire to create a 1,000mph car.

This tested my capacity for pretending to be interested to near-destruction.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Rich]

before your very eyes?

A car that goes 1,000mph! Think of that! You could drive from Lord's to Old Trafford in a fraction under 20 minutes.

[Rich]

[Berni]

[Berni]

and Old Trafford first. And if the route between St John's Wood and Stretford were entirely flat. It is a lot of clever engineering and money being - basically - pissed up the wall at the very end of a cul-de-sac. You can't even race them.

[Q - Honorary Q8E]

[Berni]

need some work.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

I was walking around woodland a few miles away & didn't hear a thing, thankfully.

[Rich]

[Supermac1976]

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[Rich]

[Q - Honorary Q8E]

Like how I could be playing for Arsenal "in theory"

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[Berni]

Actually, the highpoint was actually a full English eaten in the dining room of a hotel overlooking a glorious cove in/near Newquay. Most picturesque full English ever imo.

[Berni]

flaps.

[Rich]

do set a land speed record with this attempt.

[Berni]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Q - Honorary Q8E]