Whilst you are all having fun at the match. I'll be standing around

[Pat Vegas]

waiting for the bloke to come to mend the stove.

[Ears are alight]

Except without the Champions League to distract us. Mercifully.

[pjlincs]

[seasider7]

"Would you like me check the pilot light Mr" says the underdressed teenager to the moustache wearing guy with a spanner in his pants http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/tongue.gif

[Pat Vegas]

If I had posted something like the bloke is coming around to fix the cooker. Then I am sure there would have been sexist remark about the bloke boffing my girlfriend.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Supermac1976]