Do you always wash your hands after having a piss?

[Pat Vegas]

Or do you only wash them if there are other people in the toilet. for example in the pub or at work?

[Free SL]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Then I don't wash. Afterall, my ***** is cleaner than the taps and hand dryer I would have to touch to wash my hands and increase my risk of infection.