Local nutters. We have a chap who wears running gear (vest, shiny shorts, etc) all year round, but -

[Berni]

rather than run - he simply walks around quickly while carrying two heavy-looking plastic bags with his arms out perpendicular to his body.

Lately, there's been some new talent in the form of an old, black lady who appears normal other than wearing the hat from a yellow sou'wester all the time, regardless of weather or season. She shows promise, but will have to up her game if she's to compete with arms-out-straight-plastic-bags-running-gear-man.

[Brentwood]

In Brentwood, there's a mental who sits in the pub reading Haynes manuals. A different car manual each time. And he always wears sunglasses inside

[Billy Goat Sverige]

and acted as though it was alive. Nutty cow.

[Berni]

country. It would add a whole new aspect to visiting any new town.

[delboy ceg]

Haven't seen him for ages though. Probably got run over I expect.

[Pat Vegas]

homeless. usually see him laying on the floor.

But the other week he came up to me. asked for a cigarette.
told me he never got married and he's sad. then proceeded to tell me he loves me over and over and gave me a hug http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

trampy hug and he was shirtless http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

I was outside having a cigarette outside at the time. I went back upstairs to the flat and she says to me why were you hugging that homeless man. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

straight in the shower.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Red N White Army]

[Pat Vegas]

[sodd]

From what I can gather, he goes into the local Morrisons and keeps talking to the tins of tuna.
http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/shrug.gif

[Pat Vegas]

of his satchel on his forehead.

[delboy ceg]

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Pat Vegas]

[sodd]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

talks so loud in that 'Oh I don't want to draw attention to myself as I was on the telly'

I saw her in the GP in Ritchie Street. She was hiding behind a newspaper like a spy. The woman and the counter called her name. and she went over all angry
'EXCUSE ME PLEASE DO NOT SAY MY NAME OUT LOUD'

[Luis Anaconda]

he would often be talking to himself. I also once helped Linda Robson get something off a high shelf there - she was ever so nice

[Pat Vegas]

Linda Robson stopped for me in Sainsburys car park so I could cross http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[Berni]

the imagination with regard to her labial arrangements. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

In fairness, though, she did give me a kettle, so it wasn't all bad.

[sodd]

I've seen her bending over in the Confectionary aisle of Sainsburys.
Judging by her clothes she doesn't know the meaning if the word 'inconspicuous'
Wears clashing colours, scarily short skirts and weird tights.
She can often be seen coming out of there around 11:30pm.

[Supermac1976]

[Pat Vegas]

Have you ever seen that stupid newspaper print suit she has http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

[sodd]

I followed her down the tube station once.
She didn't sit down in the carriage (haemmoroids?) but stood with her glasses up,nose buried in The Times.

[Supermac1976]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/27/article-0-04221713000005DC-211_468x764.jpg

[sodd]

...in November.
:showbizgear:
Spotted her 'fraaning' http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif her way round Sainsbury's, waiting to use a phone box outside the Post Office :DownToEarth: , crossing Essex Road and also stocking up on booze in a Central Stret off-licence.

I'm keeping records, you know.

[sodd]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

nutter, but have to have Su Pollard as your local loony.

[sodd]

[sodd]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

[sodd]

[Luis Anaconda]

http://real.theoffside.com/files/2010/01/franck-ribery-soccerplayer.jpg

[Remi Garde]

Growing up there was Weirdo Beardo, he liked to cycle around during dark with a bottle of gin in his hand. There were rumours that there was a copy-cat by the name of Rasputin, but it turned out to be the same bloke. He disappeared, eventually, with *****philia charges the generally accepted reason. My two favourites, though, are Bus Lady (every city has its own bus lady) and Rabbit Man.

Bus Lady screams anti-western conspiracy theories and radical Muslim propaganda at anyone that comes by, and she once told a whole bus that I worked for MI6. It confused my son greatly. This is her in one of her better moods.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yM2WxvL1wBA/TXZjSQl_ulI/AAAAAAAAAH4/kNgyYu02zoU/s1600/DSC07419.JPG

Rabbit Man is a topless black guy who clutches a white rabbit to his chest and walks around the city centre. All pictures of him have mysteriously vanished.

[Remi Garde]

[Luis Anaconda]

[LDB.]