RidiculesWimb. Do you suffer anxiety or stress. for stupid things?

[Pat Vegas]

Anytime I need to get my haircut. I get stressed out about it.
It's not at crazy levels but I have this feeling I am going to go to late or it's to busy. The actual hair cut bit is fine.

That's why I tend to go first thing in the morning.

Odd but I really hate it.

[Berni]

and with nothing to read but Tattoo magazines and The Daily Express.

You feel a bit weird being outside the barber's before it opens, though. Not least because there are usually other blokes waiting for it to open and nobody's quite sure of the etiquette. If there's no queue, does the person who was first there automatically go straight to the chair or the person nearest the shop when it actually opens? It's a moral maze, f.

[Bobby's Lucky Pants]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

although not so much this season, yet

[Monty91]

which I offered to him with three seperate coins. Unfortunately, he thought this was a tip and offered a warm thank you before looking down into his palm to count his little bonus.

It was one of those moments where you either dig yourself deeper by trying to explain the misunderstanding, or cut your losses and get out of there and find a new barber.

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Monty91]

Your barber deserves a knighthood, not a 1 pound tip.

[pjlincs]

no-one else in the carriage seems remotely bothered!

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

No f**kers tips me in my job.

[Berni]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Luis Anaconda]

that is a very prevalent attitude here

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Password, which is then made worse when they ask for the 3rd and 6th characters. I spend about 2 minutes dithering trying to remember it and then work out the characters needed. I then usually give the wrong characters.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Or just stop being a retard.

The choice would be yours of course.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You appreciate it wasn't meant to be so.

Now, Ramsey last sunday. I expect and hope you will be big enough to accept the error of your continued attacks.

[Berni]

on street furniture or walk around aimlessly, glancing in the window of Robert Dyas. You've got to set your stall out and stake your claim.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

AOC could rightfully feel disappointed to miss out, Theo could perhaps feel he is in with a shout.

f**k only knows how we will cope in 4-6 weeks time when you know who and also Rosicky are back.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Get rid of the wingers.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I will be doing him to score and home win tomorrow.

Nailed on.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I love winning the League.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Should have given it to Legohair.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Luis Anaconda]

if Kos hadn't picked up a knock he would be playing instead of Per (probably)

[Luis Anaconda]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Based on the assumption or hope he returns as before.

Tough job ahead for the bossman.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Damned captaincy, causes us nothing but problems every year.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I would imagine injuries and general toil will help him quite soon.