5-live commentator appears incredulous that a random bunch of players thrown together

[Monty91]

are not playing coherently.

He even came out with that classic refrain of the unimaginative football fan - "does Arshavin know Arsenal are playing in red?"

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/indifferent.gif

[Rich]

HOW IS DJOUROU A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER?!

ABOU DIABY IS THE MOST USELESS MIDFIELDER EVER TO PLAY FOR ARSENAL.

HOW IS BENDTNER AN INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALLER?!

etc etc.

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]