This maths teacher...thinks he's been crafty...taking his quarry to France where he'll be up to his

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

nuts in her guts, because he's not breaking any law in France.

However, a quirk in British law allows for a British subject to be prosecuted here for crimes committed abroad, regardless of the law in the country in question.

My oh my, is he going to be eviscerated when he gets home.

[Rich]

He'll stab her to death, burn her body in his car and then throw himself in front of the TGV.

Sad, but true.

[Darren's Dodgy Denim]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

bored with him slobbering over her and pronouncing his love and probably spouting poetry, and she'll laugh as he's carted off to gaol.

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

teenagers shagging teenagers. I'm told the gendarmes take an extremely dim view of 30-year-olds sticking it in children of 15. And rightly so. This man should be gutshot and left to bleed out.

[Berni]

plays in a band and writes 'songs' for her (ie, a narcissistic personality with nowhere to go).

Doesn't bode well imo. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]

what was going through his head?!

[seasider7]

he's a fupping deviant http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/redcard.gif

[seasider7]