Just reading the Terry statement now. Maybe a but what a dickhead

[Mack]

In a statement, he said: 'I am making this statement today in advance of the hearing of the FA disciplinary charge because I feel the FA, in pursuing charges against me where I have already been cleared in a court of law, have made my position with the national team untenable.'
Must be some sort of a record for non sequiturs in one sentence.

[Curly]

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]

Yeah so I called him a F****** black c***, what of it? The Judge said it was ok, I did nothing wrong, so why the f*** you lot trying to to stitch me up? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M J.T ALRIGHT! You know nothing bunch of cnuts, I'll show ya, you can't touch me, you can't do nuffin!

[Trixie Popsicle]