Lauren (somewhat predictably nicknamed "Ralph") was teasingly eccentric, wasn't he? From

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absolute Chelsea-stabbing ruthlessness (his goal in the 3-1 FA Cup quarter-final at their ground)to providing Postiga with no less than THREE one-on-one assists at Highbury in late 2003 (the y** c**t, thankfully, missed).

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Didn't think it was going to go in.

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Lane when we beat them 5-4, I was next to Steve (the bloke with the cannon on his back) for that one, behind the goal. He filmed it on his phone and sent it to me I remember. I also remember going down to the loo for a piss (and a line) and missing Vieira's goal. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

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absolutely lethal to our title chances, hence the wild celebrations from the scum...only to be THROATGAGGED a mere two mins later http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/cloudnine.gif

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for a portaloo to use in the ground. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hide.gif

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