**** up.

Mind you, they 39-1 now http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

they've learnt to play cricket.

You won't find many cricket pitches in Afghanistan, bb.

as opposed to 8 of England's being born in England

No.

learnt to play cricket in Pakistan.

I think Jade Dernbach learnt his trade here, didn't he?

Jade did http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

on for years until everyone is bored to tears with it and just gives up out of sheer frustration.

Now that is how you construct a clunky satirical analogy.

Because you know f**k all about cricket.

(apart from Arshavin for some reason http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif ) is amazing.

makes your remark above absolutely stupid, even you have to agree with that

to an international level, play their cricket in Afghanistan now or even live in Afghanistan?

3 of England's players in today's game were born overseas.

that's like saying Cesc isn't Spanish (well, Catalan) because he did most of his football development in England.

he's a ****

their nationality more than the country they were born in.

If you were born in India to Indian parents but moved to the UK at the age of one I would say that you owe most of your development to the UK.

But maybe that's just me.

You are incapable of acting your age. Which I suspect is quite old http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif (apologies if I'm wrong here).

Sorry, old boy.

I just happen to think you are a ****

You have a lot to learn from Berni.

as you do (or even posting on a message board at all) I would be dreadfully embarrassed.

I do hope that patel f**ks up and we can see what witty comments you make about him

I'm not sure of your point here.

the amount of money they make.

Probably better than spending money removing them all.

I don't actually have a definitive list.