Who is the giantess on Sky? I'd rather stick it up Jeff Stelling.

[Berni]

[Rich]

[sodd]

For every ying, there's a yang.

[Supermac1976]

& for that reason I'm out.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

and the saturnine Mr Stelling, he would be the sticker upper and you would be the stick upee.

[sodd]

That and big arms.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Berni]

Not for me, of course, but each to his own.