I have to meet her non english speaking parents in 3 months.

[Pat Vegas]

I am dreading it. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

['Neg]

[Curly]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

attentive and convivial, I forgot to eat my soup. My girlfriend said "don't you like the soup?" and I look around the table and everyone's dishes were empty and mine was almost full http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

[Curly]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It's 3 months away, you could be dumped by then.

Anyway, they can't speak English so what's the issue, worse surely if you're expected to make small talk with them. You're home and dry here.

[Monty91]

It really was like something out of Meet the Fockers.

****s even made me wear a kippah for Friday night prayers.

[Pat Vegas]

['Neg]

[Pat Vegas]

['Neg]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Pat Vegas]

kitchen table is the main area of study.

[Norn Iron]

That should impress them.

[The A*ntöniö]

[Pokster]

[Pat Vegas]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Pokster]

[Pat Vegas]

[Club Level]

['Neg]

[Pat Vegas]

it's all about the width.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Pat Vegas]

Italy actually.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

You've gotta yourselves a woman with a lotta temper, eh!

[seasider7]

1) Check out the Mum. Try to envisage hanging out the back of her.
This is the prospect you face in 25 years time.

2) Remove dvd from your pocket and ask if anyone objects to watching 'Marco Tardelli 1982 WC Final' versus the Krauts.

3) Stick a vowel on the end of your name. Pat Vegasi, Pat Vegaso, Pat Vegasa,...you get the drift mate.

4) When her mum cooks homemade meatballs, which she will,.....muster up the same visual expression from Bergkamp's wonder goal vs Leicester '97.


Simples.

[Ashberto]

was the name of the bass player I couldn't remember on Saturday. You might remember, we were talking about an album from the genre that dare not speak its name. Or at least I was. You may have been staring in disbelief that I would have listened to such a thing.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

"Oh I see! You're Italian! I thought there was something wrong with you!"

[Pat Vegas]

DENNIS BERGKAMP etc I will do the world cup won.

Plus they like Inter.

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Ash + Prog Rock not being words I tend to associate as being compatible bedfellows.