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redgunamo
09-13-2012, 08:37 AM
to skive off school for the week and go to the football.

Fair enough, I suppose. From a woman's point of view.

Free SL
09-13-2012, 08:42 AM

Billy Goat Sverige
09-13-2012, 08:43 AM

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 08:43 AM

redgunamo
09-13-2012, 08:44 AM

redgunamo
09-13-2012, 08:45 AM
Something like that.

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 08:47 AM
to watch the Arse. It's part of her upbringing. We use the old "good for her English" as an excuse. I get much more *******ing from the wife for attending every little training session or match she and her brother takes part in.

Frimmers
09-13-2012, 08:47 AM
SW is buying.

Billy Goat Sverige
09-13-2012, 08:47 AM

Free SL
09-13-2012, 08:50 AM
it's what kids of that age are made for.

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 08:50 AM
prior to a football ga... oh...

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 08:51 AM
started much earlier than that.

redgunamo
09-13-2012, 08:51 AM
It's just always interesting to get a peek into the the twisted minds of women.

Free SL
09-13-2012, 08:54 AM
without parents in tow.

redgunamo
09-13-2012, 08:55 AM

Free SL
09-13-2012, 08:56 AM
you can't take kids in there.

Alternatively, it's the main plus point. No pesky kids getting in the way of drinking.

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 08:57 AM
he's Nog, she's English, where I said that my mate and I would have made a fabulous gay couple. We'd be watching footie, listening to rock music, eating curries and talking bull**** all day long.

I wonder, is there such a thing though, as masculine gay men, who actually like these things?

Luis Anaconda
09-13-2012, 08:58 AM
should someone be able to get me a ticket for that

Luis Anaconda
09-13-2012, 08:59 AM
for god's sake most of them don't even like cricket. Might as well be foreign

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 09:00 AM
The main problem is she doesn't like it very much - she'd rather hang around at the Armoury for two hours pre-match.

Luis Anaconda
09-13-2012, 09:01 AM
first instinct is to go shopping

redgunamo
09-13-2012, 09:03 AM
You know, chaps like that. Some of whom are even married with children, of course.

Just decent, gentlemanly fellows enjoying each other's company and pursuits and delighting in conversation always designed to illuminate, educate, elevate and entertain. And decent booze.

And all without the spirit-destroying presence of women.

redgunamo
09-13-2012, 09:04 AM

Maz
09-13-2012, 09:04 AM

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 09:05 AM

redgunamo
09-13-2012, 09:06 AM

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 09:06 AM

Maz
09-13-2012, 09:07 AM

Brentwood
09-13-2012, 09:07 AM

Maz
09-13-2012, 09:08 AM

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 09:09 AM
Still, she is totally different from her girl mates when it comes to sports. She still loves going to the footie. At the same time, she also fancies the world of shopping. Difference is, while she would buy clothes and perfume, in her shopping bag, there will also be a pair of Adizeros and some footie shirt.

She is about the only girl at school who hasn't pierced her ears yet. No point, they're not allowed to play with earrings.

Free SL
09-13-2012, 09:10 AM

Luis Anaconda
09-13-2012, 09:10 AM

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 09:10 AM

Maz
09-13-2012, 09:11 AM

Luis Anaconda
09-13-2012, 09:12 AM
unlike some of the Woodbine crowd like HomerJ and Ian Harvey

redgunamo
09-13-2012, 09:12 AM

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 09:13 AM
Spacious, good food, good and cheap beer.

Maz
09-13-2012, 09:15 AM
https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=10151186412925033 &set=a.10150987509665033.472447.597660032&type=3&amp ;theater (https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=10151186412925033&set=a.10150987509665033.472447.597660032&type=3&theater)

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 09:15 AM
Never been. He's even named Sebastian. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/wink.gif

Maz
09-13-2012, 09:16 AM

redgunamo
09-13-2012, 09:16 AM

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 09:18 AM
She finds no need at all to talk during a game. If I ask her for a player's name, she refuses to answer, and gives me the old http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/rolleyes.gif look. i fear that when she's old enough to go by herself, I will not only be obsolete, I will actually be seen as a nuisance.

Shopping talk during a match is not an issue.

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 09:18 AM
http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

Luis Anaconda
09-13-2012, 09:19 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096584/

redgunamo
09-13-2012, 09:22 AM

Frimmers
09-13-2012, 09:24 AM

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 09:25 AM
Complete opposite of his sister. She's a ball player, and hates doing boring stuff. He will run, do situps, pushups and other things other people might find horrendously boring.

Runs middle distance, black belt karate graduation coming up and he taught himself to juggle, via youtube. Masters 5 balls pretty well, now.

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 09:27 AM
"The George" will allow kids in at late evening, too.

Luis Anaconda
09-13-2012, 09:27 AM
You shall just have to head off to the golf course otherwise

Frimmers
09-13-2012, 09:31 AM
sp*rs in the morning, Motorhead in the evening.

Guns 'n' Roses
09-13-2012, 09:32 AM

Luis Anaconda
09-13-2012, 09:33 AM
you wouldn't want to be going on a train after that

Frimmers
09-13-2012, 09:42 AM