I just walked on a massive detour around a park just to get a closer look at a sunbather in a bikini

[Monty91]

On the way round I had time to contemplate my actions and seemed to notice a rising emotion that I think was something resembling shame. I thought about turning back but was already half way across so figured I could just divert my gaze, if necessary.

Fúcking glad I didn't. She was on her front wearing a thong and had the most perfect, golden-hued arse I've ever seen.

Instead of feeling disgusted by my own base instincts, I felt my very soul elevated by her beauty. It was like something out of an Alain De Botton book http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/cloudnine.gif

[redgunamo]

[Rich]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Snin]

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[sodd]

Makes Summer crumpet-ogling much easier.

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

asked her for some lipbalm?

[Snin]

[Ears are alight]

[Monty91]

as I walked round the front of her and so had to quickly look away.

What an arse. *WHAT* an arse http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/shakehead.gif

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

[Monty91]

and will definitely next time.

[Snin]

[Pat Vegas]

but you are a gent.

[Monty91]

[Rich]

would think creepy but a girl might find alluring.

[Rich]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Pat Vegas]

[Snin]

['Neg]

[Rich]

I just have a theory that girls that wear such under garments are generally from Latin/South America.

[Snin]

[Rich]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[sodd]

[redgunamo]

[Maz]

these should be about right...

http://www.dollysmixtures.com/bigsunglasses/big-sunglasses.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

These should see you right

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wLTa5eXd6Lc/TPd4L4UD0RI/AAAAAAAAB24/GtsY5yD0RvY/s1600/big-bloomers-company-15xl.jpeg

[Maz]

[Snin]

[Ears are alight]

[Luis Anaconda]

[redgunamo]