Just popping out to pay a fit 18yr old girl £10 to rub her pert boobs around my neck and shoulders..

[Doughboy-TSL]

.. I love getting my hair cut. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/cooper.gif

[sodd]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

dangerously close to my hand. I never know whether to move my hand or not.

[Doughboy-TSL]

God I'm a perve.

['Neg]

['Neg]

[Pat Vegas]

[Red N White Army]

[Rich]

Dirty man.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

"Fanny" imo.

[Rich]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Rich]

[Ashberto]

and we'll speak ours http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/thumbup.gif

[Billy Goat Sverige]

applicable if you got off with a bird whose garden was unkempt and smelt like a tin of tuna.

[Rich]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFH8bITGPlM

The club employed a man to get the wet t-shirt volunteers to 'get their f**king rats out'. And most did.

If they didn't they were booed and plastic cups were thrown at them.

['Neg]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Guns 'n' Roses]