I think I may have contracted a touch of MS or something

[Guns 'n' Roses]

my spelling used to be 100% perfect. Now, if I don't proofread what I've written, the words look like Shane MacGowan's teeth.

Writing on an iPad is worst though.

[Dorset Gooner]

[slow&low]

and you're getting older of course. First signs of senility.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Actually, I don't drink much now. I drink more in the summer holdiay, probably an average of a couple of pints every day, which isn't that bad imo. These days I merely have a pint or two on weekend nights.

[Luis Anaconda]

[wibble the lobster]