I haven't seen a single sport in the Specialympics that's actually worth watching.

[Berni]

Apart from Wheelchair Rugby, of course. Which is ace 'cos you see raspberries flopping about on the floor like gaffed fish and - apparently - don't have to feel guilty about laughing. Brilliant.

I haven't really got the whole Olympics thing, if I'm honest. It's the sport equivalent of Methadone, really.

[The Tony]

the winner was a some dude who got silver in the real olypics but has his eye poked out http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/shrug.gif what the fkin point of that (excuse the pun).

[Berni]

That's not sport. That's a freakshow, ffs. How's an honest, modern gentleman like yourself supposed to bet on c**tery like that, t?

[Classic Jorge]

Oh, and you are obliged to use the term 'inspirational' at least once when you mention it.

I did like that midget swimmer though, like the human equivalent of a penguin. Genius.

[Berni]

But I never doubted we would. For all our faults, we are really good at this **** and always have been. Never doubted for a moment we'd do the lympics well.

I just hate the idea of it making London a less vicious and hateful place. See, I love that about London.

[mr egg and dart]

[Classic Jorge]

I missed the whole thing, myself. I literally have no frame of reference, I'm like Steve Buscemi in The Big Lebowski.

I've watched a bit of the paras but to be honest, it's really difficult to tell what's wrong with most of them. I know badges would not be cool but in many ways it would have been helpful.

[Berni]

I have to be honest: it makes me vomit a bit, but I'm glad I live in a megacity that has nicer people than me in it.

[Classic Jorge]

Don't worry, it'll wear off soon enough.

I mentioned I was stabbed twice today and people audibly gasped.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

discus thrower? Paralympian my arse. he had nothing more than a bit of a gammy leg.

[Berni]

If anything, I'd have thought it would help. If you're too thick to ask 'Why the f**k am I doing this for precisely f**k all money?' then you're prime paralympic material imo.

[mr egg and dart]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Thierry Ennui wrote on Thu, 06 September 2012 23:13



I know badges would not be cool but in many ways it would have been helpful.




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