http://crabfootball.wordpress.com/2009/08/03/nicolas-anelkas-autobiography-shocks-the-literary-world

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[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Supermac1976]

But it knocked me back a few steps. It was like being struck by a wet kipper. No one could believe what they saw! Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be smacked across the face with a 14″ pork sword in front of your team mates? It was the worst moment of my life. No one said anything for what seemed like an eternity, the silence was only broken when Ashley Cole asked “Is it my turn?” It was then I knew I had to leave. When Wenger found out what he’d done he merely high fived him and shouted “And that’s why he’s the captain. POW! Look at that thing!”

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/clap.gif That's f**king brilliant.

[3rd Generation Gooner]

we had to put a sign up in the showers saying Vieira couldn’t walk around naked. Which was pretty hard to enforce but was necessary. If something caught his attention he could turn suddenly and WHACK he’d clock something with it, break some furnishings or knock a dwarf out. That sort of thing. Overmars was out for two weeks once with a dead leg like that.

[CrossGun]

[Mc Gooner]

His knob is a foot from his ball

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[Selkey - Wenger's hairpiece is a masterstroke]

Wenger slams Nicolas Anelka�s autobiography

Arsene Wenger took time out of his busy pre match schedule to address the hyperbole surrounding the imminent release of Nicolas Anelka�s new autobiography �It�s not me. It�s everyone else.�

As reported earlier this week the Guardian have serialised excerpts of the book where Anelka claims he was hounded out of Arsenal by the bully boy tactics of Patrick Vieira and that he was assaulted in the Arsenal dressing room. An accusation which Wenger was keen to down play.

�There are elements of truth to the story,� stated Wenger, holding his hands up, �I�ll be straight with you, Vieira�s meat cleaver is pretty big. Huge in fact. I doubt a giraffe could deep throat him. I don�t think I can exaggerate it enough to be honest.�

So is there any merit to the accusation that Vieira hit Anelka with it after the Fulham game?

�Well that thing had a life of it�s own,� said the Professor, shifting uneasily in his seat, �I mean, people don�t appreciate what a burden it was for the poor guy, we had to put a sign up in the showers saying Vieira couldn�t walk around naked. Which was pretty hard to enforce but was necessary. If something caught his attention he could turn suddenly and WHACK he�d clock something with it, break some furnishings or knock a dwarf out. That sort of thing. Overmars was out for two weeks once with a dead leg like that. We had to tell the press he did it in training. It was a nightmare.�

So did Vieira intentionally strike Anelka? Or was Arsene evading the question to protect his former captain?

�Well let�s put it like this. I think if he intentionally struck Anelka round the face with it, and really followed through, then he wouldn�t be around to write an autobiography. If you catch my drift. Unless he wrote it in a Stephen Hawkins, one button at a time with his nose, sort of way. So yeah it was an accident and Anelka should grow up. And that�s the last I�m saying on ***** Gate.�

Nicolas Anelka�s book �It�s not me. It�s everyone else� is on sale August 29th from Penguin.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Monty91]

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I agree.

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