What the f**k is Ronaldo 'sad' about?..did awimb find out today?

[bostonbrian]

[Ashberto]

Poor lamb.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Apparently a teammate had said that Messi is the world's best player. The thoughtless swine.

[bostonbrian]

[Monty91]

Maybe he woke up in the middle of the night and realised that however many goals he scores, trophies he wins, or women he fúcks, life is still a meaningless void of eternal nothingness and all of his achievements are destined to be forgotten forever http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/shrug.gif

[Arsenes' Wanger- Bring back Modd]

knows his dream move to the Arsenal may never happen.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

family? You can't just rip your poor girl out of school at her age surely?

[IUFG]

or seek professional help. either way, he's a c**t.

[bostonbrian]

[Ciaran]

to no good. Nothing changes http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/smile.gif

[Arsenes' Wanger- Bring back Modd]

If only football was played in a straight line, Theo would be Messi like.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

no more. It scares me rigid - hold me M http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

[Ashberto]

[IUFG]

[Monty91]

[Supermac1976]

Fake Ronnie can't get of it.

[IUFG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYyAc3bjA_U

[Ashberto]

and who you love in return is to be feared.

[Monty91]

[bostonbrian]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

I heard him snicker."

[IUFG]

no. course not you c**t

[Monty91]

the whole idea?

Ahh well, too late now...

[Ashberto]

Maybe.

[Ashberto]

You're probably some sort of Catholic terrified of eternal damnation for playing with your chubby.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

was born. No-one can ever possibly love this revolting specimen.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Monty91]

and still a highly prolific writer.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

wretch. A real man Monty, a real man.