Whilst monty is out looking at expensive lampshades I had the misfortune of going to IKEA

[Pat Vegas]

bloody hated it.

First of all it's new to me so I don't understand the concept.
looking around showrooms you see something you like but you can't pick it up and go pay for it you need to f**k about writing numbers down then go looking for it. Like a even worse version of argos.

I was in there for 3 bloody hours. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

even worse it's in Tottenham.

[sodd]

[Pat Vegas]

a small bus. horrible horrible. I forgot to mention how ridicules the bus is. Ikea should have a shuttle service imo.

i pretty much live in Wood Green these days.

[Ashberto]

point of the day out. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/shrug.gif

Also, why not go to the Wembley one? I assume it's still there.

[Pat Vegas]

Goodbye angel http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/cry.gif

[Curly]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Pat Vegas]

I was even more appalled that i was actually quite nice. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hide.gif

[sodd]

Effing useless they are.
I've seen more light on a glow-worm.

[Curly]

I use electricity,myself

[Billy Goat Sverige]

coming apart as i put the f**king screws in it.

[Pat Vegas]

made of f**king paper. nearly f**ked it up opening the box as tape got stuck on it.

Also I can't be dealing with all the Swedish names. Looking for a dish rack not a bloody Ordning.

[Curly]

[Ashberto]

Never bothered replacing it. £12 coffee table. £8 TV table.

[Jake]

[Pat Vegas]

[Harry Balls]

Cranking that Allen key for several years gives you popeye-esque falanges.

[sodd]

http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ikeaman1.jpg

[Jake]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

[sodd]

Nor paper tape measures, for that matter.
I keep one with me at all times in my wallet.

[Pat Vegas]

then you have to get a blue one at check out.

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

[Jake]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Curly]

[Pat Vegas]

[Jake]

http://www.maxfarquar.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/anthony-worrall-thompson-stealing.jpg

[Curly]

[Supermac1976]

http://www.maxfarquar.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Anthony-Worrall-Thompson-Tesco-Shoplifting.jpg

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Made out of sawdust glued together - it will fall apart. They opened a branch in Dubai back in 98 and the stinking rich locals went bananas, thought it was ace.

[Ashberto]

Sensible people who aren't snobs buy it to help them through financially tough times.