View Full Version : Whilst monty is out looking at expensive lampshades I had the misfortune of going to IKEA
Pat Vegas
09-04-2012, 03:26 PM
bloody hated it.
First of all it's new to me so I don't understand the concept.
looking around showrooms you see something you like but you can't pick it up and go pay for it you need to f**k about writing numbers down then go looking for it. Like a even worse version of argos.
I was in there for 3 bloody hours. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif
even worse it's in Tottenham.
Pat Vegas
09-04-2012, 03:27 PM
a small bus. horrible horrible. I forgot to mention how ridicules the bus is. Ikea should have a shuttle service imo.
i pretty much live in Wood Green these days.
Ashberto
09-04-2012, 03:29 PM
point of the day out. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/shrug.gif
Also, why not go to the Wembley one? I assume it's still there.
Pat Vegas
09-04-2012, 03:30 PM
Goodbye angel http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/cry.gif
Curly
09-04-2012, 03:31 PM
Maravilloso Marvo
09-04-2012, 03:32 PM
Pat Vegas
09-04-2012, 03:33 PM
I was even more appalled that i was actually quite nice. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hide.gif
Effing useless they are.
I've seen more light on a glow-worm.
Curly
09-04-2012, 03:36 PM
I use electricity,myself
Billy Goat Sverige
09-04-2012, 03:36 PM
coming apart as i put the f**king screws in it.
Pat Vegas
09-04-2012, 03:38 PM
made of f**king paper. nearly f**ked it up opening the box as tape got stuck on it.
Also I can't be dealing with all the Swedish names. Looking for a dish rack not a bloody Ordning.
Curly
09-04-2012, 03:38 PM
Ashberto
09-04-2012, 03:39 PM
Never bothered replacing it. £12 coffee table. £8 TV table.
Pat Vegas
09-04-2012, 03:41 PM
Harry Balls
09-04-2012, 03:41 PM
Cranking that Allen key for several years gives you popeye-esque falanges.
http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ikeaman1.jpg
Billy Goat Sverige
09-04-2012, 03:45 PM
Monty91
09-04-2012, 03:46 PM
Nor paper tape measures, for that matter.
I keep one with me at all times in my wallet.
Pat Vegas
09-04-2012, 03:49 PM
then you have to get a blue one at check out.
halfsharkalligatorhalfman
09-04-2012, 03:50 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
09-04-2012, 03:55 PM
Curly
09-04-2012, 03:57 PM
Pat Vegas
09-04-2012, 03:58 PM
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Curly
09-04-2012, 04:13 PM
Supermac1976
09-04-2012, 04:25 PM
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Guns 'n' Roses
09-04-2012, 04:28 PM
Made out of sawdust glued together - it will fall apart. They opened a branch in Dubai back in 98 and the stinking rich locals went bananas, thought it was ace.
Ashberto
09-04-2012, 04:39 PM
Sensible people who aren't snobs buy it to help them through financially tough times.
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