Ffs, how hard is it to stay fit?

[Guns 'n' Roses]

So the Roonster is going to end up like his dad, according to Sir Fungus.
How about going for a jog? How is it possible not to be top motivated to stay fit when your playing for Man United, with a lean, mean Dutch rapist machine breathing down your neck?

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[Harry Balls]

mindset on your station in life by banging hookers, going out on benders, etc.

That said, you'd have seen a different level of c**t out of me if I was that rich when I was that young. Point is, it's hard to motivate some people when they've over-achieved in their own minds already.

[Dorset Gooner]

[redgunamo]

[Dorset Gooner]

[Brentwood]

means that she is probably a better judge of talent and potential than Wenger and Fergie combined

[redgunamo]

May as well play for Manchester United then, imo, rather than The Hare & Hounds or whatever his local is called.

[Dorset Gooner]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

*in that respect

Perhaps needs a bit more work, could apply to a lot of players at this stage. That's where games come in.

[Peter]

[JJSB]

Admittedly they probably have just the odd glass of wine for alcohol rather than downing a keg of lager

[redgunamo]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

He's going to really have to fight his genes here which means intensive training and strict diet or he'll get all arshavin.